Doomsday Mobile Phone Shake Up

What about the promised doomsday system? What about the promised superpower awakening? What about the promised rebirth and time travel? What about the space ring you promised? What about the crazy hoarding of supplies you promised? No hair at all! Do you want me to drink the northwest wind in these last days? Fortunately, I have a copycat mobile phone - Bafang mobile phone - waterproof, fireproof, anti-theft, anti-wolf, anti-fall, anti-smash, anti-disaster, anti-doomsday, known as "the bomber among mobile phones!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.