One Piece: The Lazy Fish Points System, Winning the Summit War by Doing Nothing

After transmigrating into the world of One Piece, Lin Dong activates the Slacker Points System:

He gets stronger by lying down! He levels up when people yell at him! Playing dead becomes a top-tier skill!

Sengoku: "Emergency conscription! New recruits are needed for the Paramount War!"

Lin Dong wraps himself tighter in his little blanket. "I'm so tired... I'm not going..."

Refusing conscription earns 500 points!

As Akainu's lava swallows Marineford...

Kizaru fights on top of his "corpse." "Young people sure do sleep well."

Akainu roars, "That bastard playing dead is using Ace as a mattress!"

Then, at the instant the Execution Platform collapses...

Lin Dong squints and redeems a resurrection token.

"Ace, move over. You're lying on my blanket."

After the war, Sengoku trembles with fury as he reads the report.

"This bastard got an Admiral's strength just by lying around? And he stole Whitebeard's naginata to use as a back scratcher?"

Lin Dong rolls over inside Aokiji's ice coffin and mumbles,

"Quiet... I'm trying to lie around until I become one of the Four Emperors..."

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