Honkai: Star Rail OOC Chronicles: Who Debuted Today?

When a sky screen called "Fun and Games" descends, the entire universe is forced into an era of public-embarrassment livestreams.

Here,

you can see the Trailblazer rummaging through trash cans, face flushed as they try to destroy the sky screen with their bare hands, screaming inwardly, "I'm just exploring!"

Meanwhile, March 7th is already rolling on the ground laughing.

You can also see the aloof heartthrob Dan Heng.

One moment, he's been transformed into a heavy metal rock singer. The next, AI voice-swapping has him passionately singing "I Don't Want to Go to Work," leaving him utterly mortified and withdrawn.

You'd think the public humiliation would end there, but then a chibi Imbibitor Lunae appears on screen, covering his face:

"I... prefer listening to opera."

Far away, Blade falls into a profound crisis of self-doubt.

Here,

you can even watch Jing Yuan, Blade, Luocha, Dan Heng, and the Trailblazer form the "Universe's Number One Boy Band" and dance with wild enthusiasm!

General Jing Yuan watches with an amused smile and applauds, while Blade and Dan Heng, separated by a sea of stars, wear identical expressions of utter disgust.

Everyone is out of character, and their personas keep falling apart.

So... who's being forced to debut today?

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