Age of Discovery: Eight Hundred Kills, Eight Thousand Casualties

After eating the Damage-Reflection Fruit, Gao Wen realizes that all those big shots are ridiculously weak.

What's the point of being stronger than me? Do you dare hit me? At worst, I'll feel a little pain, while you'll lose your life.

Kaido: I punched him in the forehead, and my own head burst open instead.

Garp: Absurd! I threw one punch and smashed my own chest.

Whitebeard rubs his swollen face: Sons, stand at attention. As long as you don't hit back, the damage won't be reflected!

Akainu, burned all over, is on the verge of tears: Is this some kind of joke? My magma only flew past you...

Kizaru rubs his blinded eyes, utterly aggrieved: At least yours just passed by. I went after a Supernova, and the light from my Glint-Glint Fruit was so bright it made his eyes uncomfortable.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.