I'm a Pay-to-Win Player, and a Beauty Wants Me to Drop Cash from the Start: 36D

Synopsis:

Tang Yu accidentally activates the Pay-to-Win Player System.

Divine weapons and treasures? He can make them from whatever's at hand!

Beautiful women of every kind? They come knocking on their own!

A flick of his finger turns a slipper into a deadly weapon!

A casual pinch turns an ugly duckling into a gorgeous young woman who's gentle, considerate, and obedient!

A peerless beauty: "Can you give me a 36D?"

Tang Yu: "Forget 36D. If the money's right, even 360D is no problem!"

A transcendent powerhouse: "Mine's too short. Can you fix it?"

Tang Yu: "Easy peasy. If the money's right, you can have a mink wrapped around your waist. Heck, you could circle the universe three times, no problem!"

A genius youth: "I want to become a man like you. Can you do that?"

Tang Yu: "Sorry, I make a habit of killing geniuses!"

A princess of the Sin Domain's demon clan: "I want to be self-sufficient. Can you help?"

Tang Yu: "Damn, let me have a go first!"

Many years later.

Tang Yu gazed down upon all living beings and murmured to himself.

"All I ever wanted was immortality, freedom, to cleanse my divine bones and forge a sacred soul."

"Who could have imagined I'd end up with eighteen martial arts under my belt, yet be best at pounding the stake?"

"Sigh."

"Beautiful women are my downfall!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.