Siheyuan: God-Tier Choices, Beating Up Zouzeng from the Start

Transmigrating into Love in the Courtyard, and I'm stuck as the hapless He Yuzhu??

From the start, I catch Bang Geng stealing soy sauce, and the System goes berserk!?

Option One: Hand over the soy sauce? Reward: Super smooth-talking skills and a doormat title? "To hell with that! You think Silly Zhu's a sucker?"

Option Two: Pretend to be blind? Reward: A title for being blind with your eyes open? "Get lost! You think your Grandpa Zhu has no temper?"

Option Three: Beat the crap out of Bang Geng and uphold justice! Reward: A body five years younger! "Now you're talking!"

He Yuzhu rolls up his sleeves and takes the little punk down. Granny Deaf tries to guilt-trip him? Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum? Xu Damao gloats? Tough luck. I've got the System, so I'll take on heaven, earth, and the whole courtyard!

Silly Zhu? Not a chance!

In this life, I'll be the courtyard's overlord. I'll beat down ingrates, kick hypocrites to the curb, grind Qin Huairu into the dirt, and make Xu Damao kneel and sing "I Surrender"!

With god-tier choices and heaven-defying rewards, watch He Yuzhu turn this animal-packed courtyard upside down and live a life that shakes the world!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.