My Broken Bowl Swallows Heaven and Earth

Yuxiu holds a broken bowl with gapped teeth and recites poetry as slowly as an old ox plowing the fields. The world of cultivation laughed at his cheap scavenging skills, but the fairies rushed to mend the bowls and rim them with gold! "And... Wait for me to turn over a poem..." The evil servant approached with a ferocious smile—— The word "collapse" on the bottom of the bowl suddenly lit up, and the stone lion sculpture exploded into toothpicks all over the sky! The frozen-butt futon teleports against the hanging coffin, and the tail feathers of the fire bird fill the hole in his clothes; The bucket of briquettes swallowed the fairy palace and spit out the building blocks. Xinglan used 100,000 points to exchange for toilet paper and posted a guide! When his bowl is set with the skin of the God of Creation's feet, chanting limericks and being crushed into pieces, he returns to the sea of ruins. Only then did the Nine Heavens Gods and Demons realize— What's in this beggar's bowl is the edge of poetry that will shatter the heavens! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.