I Mooch Until Every Senior Sister in the Sect Cries, While My Dao Companion Ascends and I Become a Saint

The day my Daoist partner ascended, she emptied my hundred years of savings and left a letter mocking me: "A lowly mortal dares think himself worthy of ascending with me?"

As the whole sect laughed at me, I bound myself to a luck-return System. Tears shed by immortal maidens were actually supreme fuel!

My junior sister cries until her eyes are swollen over her spirit beast? I gently wipe away her tears. "There, there. Your senior brother will take care of it for you."

Ding! Obtained 10 Ice Soul Tears. Cultivation increased by a hundred years! The saintess and sect master suffers a qi deviation? I stroke her hair. "Don't be afraid. I'm here."

Ding! Obtained 1 Tear of Annihilation. Comprehended a Heaven-tier cultivation art!

When the Nine Heavens Immortal Sect beats its war drums, my former Daoist partner descends in a phoenix carriage, looking down on me. "Beg me, and I'll grant you a complete corpse."

I flick my finger and shatter ten thousand tribulations of lightning. Behind me, the immortal maidens, their eyes red from crying, form a galaxy-sized array:

"You can make us cry all you want, but hurt him? I'll wipe out your entire clan!"

As it turns out, making every immortal maiden in the sect cry is the fastest path to sainthood!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.