New Humans Listen to Lao Bang's Advice

I am a 98-year-old Bang, why do I use Laobang to describe myself. It's ridiculous to say it, and suddenly I feel like I'm no longer young. You may go to another world with regrets at any time, so I wanted to write a book about imparting experience. I haven't scratched a perfect pause in my life. Don't laugh when you see this. I don't know where your focus is, but here's what I'll say. It may be useful everywhere in your life. I have thought about this book for a long time. I have thought about it for a long time, and no one understands how this society operates better than me. If you talk too much, it will sound like your boyfriend or girlfriend is painting a pie for you. Don't worry. I absolutely cannot lie to you, dear reader. When you open this book, you will find that, my god, I came here in vain, hahaha, it is of no use. Without this, this is where I complain every day. Here you will see fearless trash talk and... The most neglected place in daily life, precisely because of this. The number of words I edit is like an endless river. I hope you are attracted by my title and you are considered lucky. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.