At the Academy: My Storyteller's Rundown of Humanity's Calamities

In a comprehensive martial arts world where countless realms converge, the greatest fighters of the martial world gather in Chang'an.

Gu Chang Kong is a transmigrator, born unable to cultivate, yet taken in as the academy master's personal disciple.

From the start, armed with a fan and a striking block, he takes the stage as a storyteller and reveals secrets from the Three Realms, buried for countless ages

From the Ten Great Calamities of the Mortal World to the Ten Great Calamities of Gods and Demons, each tale shakes heaven and earth and moves gods to tears.

He tells of the Immortal God of Everlasting Life, who creates the Heaven-Shifting Divine Art to defy fate, only to become a nightmare for all living beings because of his ambition.

He speaks of Di Shitian of the Heavenly Gate, who has lived for two thousand years and treats all living beings as pawns, stirring up a bloody storm in the martial world with the Seven Weapons' Dragon-Slaying.

He recounts the Heavenly Demon heir, Xuantian Xiedi, who massacres millions with a single thought, and the Buddhist heresy Great Wisdom, which upends the foundations of faith.

There is also the Moon-Worshiping Cult Leader, who throws the world into chaos; the Demon God brothers, who bring about a cataclysm lasting a thousand years; a demon born once every thousand years, who sweeps across the nine realms; and Half-Side God, who rewrites time and space...

Inside, the Snow Moon Sword Immortal's hand trembles around her sword, the Iron Courage Divine Marquis looks grave as frost, and Zhang Sanfeng strokes his beard and sighs, "The Dao of Heaven is fickle."

Gu Chang Kong taps his striking block and smiles at the astonished crowd:

"Everyone, this is only the beginning, "

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.