It's the Apocalypse! Why Is the System Still Making Me Check In for My Health?

Zombies run rampant, and humanity has fallen into depravity. Vincent struggles to survive in a hell of blood and gore! Just as he is starving and seeing stars, a heavenly voice rings out:

"Ding! Harmonious Society Model Citizen System successfully bound! World Peace Index detected: SS Rank! Host, please strive to build a beautiful home!"

Vincent looks at a rotting face lunging at him and spits out a mouthful of blood. "Peace, my ass! And what the hell is with SS Rank?!"

Daily Quest: Jog for 30 minutes. Reward: Stamina Drink.

Vincent sprints for his life as a tide of zombies surges behind him! The System says, "Your running form is excellent. Reward issued!"

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Surviving the apocalypse? No. Vincent's daily routine is doing aerobics among hordes of zombies, playing peacemaker in bandit dens, and using "civilized" methods to leave the post-apocalyptic world completely baffled!

A guaranteed Feilu hit: ultimate subversion of expectations + absurd comedy + outrageous moves in desperate situations + mind-blowing reward twists + a System that screws over its Host.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.