My Whole Family Is Evil, Until We Move Into a Siheyuan

A little viciousness to set the whole flock of freeloaders straight: a wildly satisfying, unconventional tale of a kept man and a shameless rogue.

I transmigrate to the 1960s and become the third son in the family!

My grandma says she made straw sandals for the Red Army. Two of her three sons died as martyrs, so she throws her weight around with seniority and uses their sacrifices to lord it over everyone!

My dad is a Level Eight lathe worker, full of talk about morality and benevolence. Moral blackmail is his specialty!

My mom is a tough country woman, the center of every gossip and rumor, with the special skill "Summoning Spirits"!

My eldest brother is a violent brute who bullies men and women alike. He gambles with people and once won someone else's fiancee!

My second brother is an extreme miser. Even when he passes someone hauling manure, he has to taste it to see how salty it is!

Me? I'm a kept man! My wife is a white lotus. She flirts with the simps next door and easily keeps me fed!

And that's not all! My eldest and second brothers' kids learned an "unbeatable lockpicking technique" from a street scammer!

For a while, I thought there was no place in this era where my family could survive, until we all moved into Courtyard House No. 95!

The people here are so pleasant to talk to!

Every last one of them is a real talent!

My whole family loves it here!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.