A Max-Level Ancestor Livestreams Fortune-Telling, and Global Tycoons Beg for Her Help

Su Xue is a slacker girl who can't afford rent and is addicted to TV dramas. Forced to make ends meet, she starts livestreaming fortune-telling. Viewers sneer, "What a fake setup!" They have no idea that she can shatter galaxies with a raised finger and command the world with a flick. She's a supreme grandmaster who's lived for ten thousand years! The wealthy elite of the modern age beg her to collect their rent: "Our hundred-billion fortune is just your pocket change!" Ancient martial arts clans plead to be her security guards: "Please, Grandmaster, give us a chance to earn a living!" Leading masters of the mystic arts prostrate themselves and offer treasures: "The useless pills you tossed aside back then are now our sect's most precious treasures!"

The livestream gets more and more outrageous. A call with a top-tier star: "The little ghost you keep is chewing on your fortune... Oh, I just crushed it." A request for help from a billionaire: "The smoke rising from your ancestral graves isn't incense, it's corpse poison... Should we have your ancestor, whose coffin was buried in the wrong place, climb out himself?" Comments flood the screen at a murder scene: "The killer is the mayor?!" "Holy crap, the victim wronged the streamer ten years ago?!"

Even more outrageous is her bodyguard Xuan Yi, a violent man in a suit. He wipes out multinational conglomerates with a smile, then turns around to add an egg to Su Xue's instant noodles. "My lord, the trash has been taken out." The global dark web trembles: What did that god of slaughter just call her?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.