Everyone Plays Stardew Valley: Maxed-Out Luck and Fishing for the Zenith Blade

On a parallel-world Blue Star, everyone enters Stardew Valley, each assigned a different farm.

From the start, Jiang Tong gets maxed-out luck. While fishing in spring, he reels in the Zenith Sword; every crop he harvests is of perfect quality; and Mystery Boxes turn up Prismatic Shards...

So he brews wine in summer, grows pumpkins in autumn, and explores the mines in winter.

By the end of his first year, he has amassed a fortune of millions.

While everyone else is still measuring the land on foot, he is already riding a horse. While others are still fighting monsters with wooden swords, he is already slaying them in an instant with the Zenith Sword. While others are still watering their crops by hand, he has already set up a fully automated farm.

As later updates roll out, Jiang Tong leaves everyone even further behind.

Featuring Stardew Valley, Terraria, Don't Starve, Dave the Diver, Minecraft, Plants vs. Zombies, and more...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.