I Became a God by Masturbating Cats, and the Whole World Begged to Shovel Shit Out of Me

Su Chen traveled to the world of high martial arts where spiritual energy was revived, and at the beginning he awakened the god-level shit shoveling officer system—— Combing hair = a hundred years of cultivation! Shoveling shit = a treasure of heaven and earth! Feeding cans = Unlock the cat owner's hidden skills! While others were still fighting for a piece of spiritual stone, Su Chen had already become a master by playing with cats and lying down. The school beauty mocked his orange cat as a loser? The next second, he was slapped into the wall by the cat's paw and used as a relief! The ancient martial arts genius kicked over the cat food? A look from his master made him kneel down and sing conquest! A black market boss robbed a civet? A cat's yawn shatters bulletproof glass! Until the demon god from outside the territory comes and the world's strong men despair—— The fat orange that had been sleeping all day stretched out and tore apart the galaxy with one claw: This seat has been filled with cats for three hundred years, and it's time for dinner. The whole universe trembles: It turns out that the spiritual energy revived was just the fart leaked when the master woke up! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.