I Became Bald! I Punched the System into Oblivion

My name is Tu Jiuqiang, but Heaven itself seems to be making fun of me. I went bald at a young age, and I haven't seen a trace of the promised "strengthening."

Even more absurdly, one day I awakened a cheat System, but after two seconds of excitement, I found out it was defective. Besides letting people transmigrate, it had no useful functions at all.

People mistake me for a girl whenever I walk down the street. My voice is as rough as a busted gong, yet people still chase after me, shouting, "Young lady!"

Getting with him is harder than ever.

After I finally clear up the misunderstanding about my identity, a few ill-intentioned people show up, pretending to want to be friends while trying to stir up trouble.

I can't help missing the old days. Back then, I had a thick head of hair, and at least I didn't have to explain my gender every day.

Years later, while searching for a secret hair-growth formula, I finally understood. My bald head was my greatest golden finger all along. I just hadn't realized it back then.

I went bald, and now I'm invincible.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.