Siheyuan: You Were Supposed to Be the Patriarch, Not Expose the Villains

A 996 wage slave transmigrates to the 1960s, becoming Chu Feng, an inconspicuous and harmless nobody in a Beijing courtyard. All he wants is to lie flat and be a couch potato.

Who could have guessed that, from the start, a whole-courtyard meeting about the Jia family’s missing chicken and Silly Zhu taking the blame would activate a god-tier System?

Ding! High concentrations of beastly energy detected. Beastly Character Encyclopedia System activated!

Beginner mission: Reveal the truth behind the “missing chicken incident”!

Reward: 2 jin of premium pork belly and 10 jin of enriched flour!

For the sake of that meat, Chu Feng lazily muttered from his corner, “Wasn’t it Bang Geng who stole the chicken and hid it under the windowsill...”

The next second, the Truth Aura triggered automatically!

Everyone who heard him was shaken to the core, their minds filling in the chain of evidence on their own! Xu Damao kicked away a brick and caught the culprit red-handed!

From then on, Chu Feng was forced to put on a show.

“First Master’s retirement scheme is pretty clever...” Ding! Reward: god-tier fitter skills!

“Qin Huairu’s here with another empty bowl, trying to leech off everyone...” Ding! Reward: Phoenix bicycle voucher!

Chu Feng was at his wits’ end. “I never wanted to be an old master. I just want to lie flat! Please stop making things up!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.