Li Shimin, I Don't Want to Be the Emperor, I Just Want to Be Short-Sighted

After the Xuanwumen incident, Li Shimin was bound to the Emperor Douyin system as soon as he opened his eyes! In the early morning, the message "Qin Shihuang eats hot pot" was posted, and the smile was directly sprayed on Wei Zheng's face. Li Yuan's barrage madly complained: "You traitor! Where is my hot pot?" In order to promote the video, he said, "My son, take care of this country first, and dad will help you with the rockets!" And then issued an edict to the prince to supervise the country. I came across the postpartum care strategy for sows and Turkic war horses, and I ordered Cheng Yaojin to implement it. As a result, the Turkic war horses became pregnant collectively! The live broadcast of Queen Suo's snail noodles went viral, and Queen Changsun threw the bowl of noodles angrily: "Your Majesty! Historian records that you ate shit!" Turkic Khan There is also a system upgrade to unlock cross-border connection, and connect with Zhu Yuanzhang to complain about his son's rebellion. When the emperor turns on the bad mode, he relies on Douyin to play with the court and history. Let's see how Li Shimin makes the whole dynasty laugh with this operation! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.