Other cultivators: Fight to the death! Cultivate for a hundred years! Defy fate and change their lives!
Su Hao's cultivation: Snoring up a storm! Grilling skewers and having hot pot! Waking up a god!
He transmigrates as a good-for-nothing in the Qingyun Sect and gets humiliated at his broken engagement?
Su Hao lies flat on the spot. "It's **so damn noisy. I'm taking a nap first**."
Ding! Successfully dozed off during the broken-engagement scene! Reward: Body Tempering, Ninth Level!
Ding! Faked a faint on the arena as sword energy swept across! Reward: Golden Core cultivation!
Ding! A beast horde attacks the city, and he's having hot pot? His groggy temper blasts the demon king to smithereens!
While the whole sect works itself to the bone in cultivation,
he grills spirit rabbits in a secret realm, drawing a beast horde, while heavenly treasures chase after him to acknowledge him as their master.
While the prodigies fight for their lives in the tournament,
he sends puppets to fight in his place, and the pill furnace bounces out nine-pattern divine pills on its own.
When the Demon Ancestor descends to destroy the world,
he stretches and shatters the demon's body. "**You're blocking my sunshine**."
Years later, the Eight Desolations tremble, and a warning stele stands before the Divine Palace:
"A couch potato lives within."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
