Detective Conan: The Mastermind! A Carefree Lie-Flat Life!

I woke up to find I'd become the BOSS of the Black Organization! But I don't want Conan using me as an experience farm!

The competition either gets its headquarters raided by a kid detective or gets infiltrated until it's full of holes! And then there's my subordinate Gin, who's loyal to a fault but not the sharpest tool in the shed! Who should I learn from? Is that even a question?!

Chen Xian chooses to slack off!

And so, the whole vibe changes:

"Develop an elixir of immortality? Too much trouble. Leave me alone!"

"Gin and Vermouth are fighting among themselves? What do I care? Let them compete with each other!"

"Get rid of the organization's moles? Gin can handle it. I'll give you all the funding you need, just don't provoke that kid detective!"

"Build a dark empire? I just want to sip red wine in my castle. You all figure it out!"

I'm genuinely slacking off, but the executives imagine I've made some grand plan that spans the universe. They're moved to tears and work themselves to the bone.

Though I seem to be "letting things run their course," the organization dominates the world with its technology and infiltrates the entire globe!

Though I seem "incompetent and incapable," the executives are utterly loyal and work themselves into superhuman shape!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.