I Am Chong Lou, the Demon Venerable! I Join the Chat Group to Invest Across the Heavens

I'm Chen Du, Chonglou! I just want to have a little fun!

My golden finger just arrived, activating the chat group that connects all realms. I casually share some specialties from the Demon Realm, get ten thousand times the return, and treat it as a way to pass the time.

But it seems the girls in the group have all gotten the wrong idea.

I give Esdeath a Demonic Fiend Crystal, and she imagines it's a sacred demonic artifact capable of freezing all the realms.

I give Mikoto Misaka a Thunder-Gathering Demonic Orb, and she firmly believes it's the supreme magical power that commands lightning!

I give Saeko Busujima a Soul-Severing Demonic Blade, and she thinks it's the inheritance of an asura, the ultimate art of killing!

And so...

Esdeath: "At last, a supreme Demon Lord worthy of my allegiance! I'll freeze everything for him!"

Mikoto Misaka: "Hmph, Lord Demon Lord understands me best! Unlike certain musclebound idiots!"

Saeko Busujima: "Lord Demon Lord's gift: this body and this sword are both yours to wield!"

Me: "?"

I never meant to become a lady-killer! Stop winning yourselves over! And the chat group's love triangle is on fire. Can someone do something about it?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.