A Guide to Cultivating Immortality in the Pantry

When Chen Qiji, a member of the 996 community, was fishing in the tea room, he accidentally triggered the sleeping Holy Body of All Enlightenment in his body, and started an outrageous path to immortality. The system publishes hilarious tasks every day - break through the third level of the physical exercise in front of the clock-in machine, use the meeting minutes paper to draw a qi-entraining talisman, and kill PUAs in the workplace in the boss's office. With a physique that is a hundred times more efficient than training, he pretends to be a fool and skimp on the water, but in fact, he condenses qi in three days and builds the foundation in seven days, turning the company's tea room into a holy place for training. Faced with the eccentricity of his harsh boss Wang Ba and the wits and traps of his ex-girlfriend Liu Hongzhuang, he counterattacked with methods of cultivating immortals, such as using the wind control technique to check in on time and using the object control technique to change PPT data. Finally, at the company's annual meeting, he caused a catastrophe in front of all employees, completing his magnificent transformation from a social beast to a cultivating boss. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.