Naruto and Sasuke's Double Act: Naruto, I'll Protect You for Life

Sasuke: Itachi! Prepare to die!

Itachi: My foolish little brother! You're still as weak as ever!

With his Eternal Mangekyo activated, Itachi summoned the Complete Susanoo and cleaved a mountain in two with the power of all creation.

Sasuke stared at the split mountain, dumbfounded. "Impossible..."

Itachi shook his head. So weak! Then he brought his blade down.

Sasuke: Was I reborn? Wait... why am I a girl?

Naruto: Sasuke, you... you look really good!

Sasuke: Hold on, hold on... Dead Last, why is there something so twisted in your eyes?

Naruto: You were born, right?! So was I. Sorry, Hinata, I cheated on you!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.