God-Tier Choices: My Options Can Rewrite the Laws

Wei Xiao, an online troll, is publicly livestreamed being trampled underfoot by an heir to an ancient martial arts family. The whole internet floods the chat with comments: "Keyboard warrior, if you've got guts, face him in real life!" Just as he reaches his lowest point, the God-Tier Choice System descends! Option one: apologize and receive "Tortoiseshell Protection." Option two: rewrite the laws of filial piety and make the man call him Dad on the spot, earning beginner access to "Words Become Law."

Wei Xiao laughs maniacally. "The villains these days are really eager to call someone Dad, huh?" The next second, the young master clutches his leg and cries, "Dad!" The whole internet crashes! The fated heroine, reborn from the future, is dumbfounded too: I've spent a hundred years cultivating, and you just moved a finger to make him acknowledge his ancestors and return to the family?

When the mastermind discovers that Wei Xiao has rewritten the Bible of Physics as a collection of troll catchphrases, he finally breaks down: "Can someone do something about this lunatic?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.