Lie Flat and Sign In: I'm the Night Watchman of the Ghost Market

Chen Xian, the laziest night watchman in Qinghe Town, just wanted to coast through life: nap during the day and slack off at night. Who could have guessed he'd activate the Lie Flat, No-Work System? He absorbs yin and yang energy just by breathing, tempers his soul in his sleep, and purifies his body simply by eating. Lie down in a mass grave or lounge around in a haunted house, and his eyes-closed sign-in rewards are guaranteed to include ghost-repelling talismans and soul-catching bells. Even ghost maids bring him tea of their own accord! A siege by blood corpses? The Netherworld Scripture the System just gave him wipes them out in seconds. A vengeful ghost comes to claim his life? He pulls out a soul-nourishing pill and recruits it as a lackey. A death official comes to hurry him along? He lies down on the coffin and says, "Buddy, how about we take a break before you collect anyone?" The bigwigs of the Underworld slam the table: What kind of night watchman is this? He's the Sleeping God of the Netherworld!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.