Ruining Your Childhood: I Tear Down the Teletubbies' Antennas from the Start!

A truly childhood-ruining, all-inclusive, utterly satisfying romp.

Fairy tales lie in ruins. The Night Emperor grips the Childhood Ruiner System and strides into the innocent worlds of childhood with a sinister grin.

First stop, the Teletubbies' playground? What a brainless, sugary place!

The Night Emperor arrives and immediately rips off Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po's antennas, shattering their innocent fantasies!

Sweet Laa-Laa and Po? He uses his powers to enlighten them, transforming them into enchanting personal maids who serve him day and night, ready to fulfill his every desire.

Defiant Dipsy and Tinky Winky? He beats them until they kneel and beg for mercy, reducing them to lowly laborers who help build the Night Emperor's paradise of pleasure!

And this is only the beginning!

Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit: Sally becomes a sword servant! The rules of the Pleasant Goat prairie are overturned, and both Pretty Goat and Wolffy end up in his arms!

The seven Calabash Brothers submit, and the Snake Spirit is made to suffer in an invisible assault!

There's also Big-Eared Tutu, Balala the Fairies, Crayon Shin-chan, Doraemon, Snow White, GG Bond, SpongeBob SquarePants...

The Night Emperor says: "I'm a professional at ruining childhoods!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.