Taking Stock of the Heroes of Water Margin, I Became Song Huizong

Song Huizong: "Am I reduced to a shameful prisoner in Jingkang? Impossible!" Song Jiang: "Your Majesty is a saintly king! It's normal to be lustful." Wu Yong: "The Liangshan brothers did the right thing by surrendering to the court!" Master Li: "Your Majesty is very energetic, please take care of your dragon body." Song Huizong: "It doesn't matter, I am terribly strong." Female officer: "It's so exciting! The emperor's thunderous methods can shake the concrete into paste. The servant is so impressed that he will faint immediately." Song Huizong: "Yang Zhi, you are so stupid. Why did you put the birthday instructions given to Cai Jing by Liang Zhongshu into a carrier? You can just find a few small carts!" Song Huizong: "Confiscated Cai Jing's family property and exiled to the border." Wu Song: "It's better to kill Cai Jing, an old thief, on the way to exile." Song Huizong: "Don't kill it yet, it will still be useful if you keep it." Li Kui: "The officials are so awesome. When I went to the lantern festival, I became a fake county magistrate. Now the officials have made me a good person." Emperor Huizong of the Song Dynasty: "It is my mission to eliminate violence and bring peace to the people. All you Liangshan heroes can do is cooperate." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.