I Reviewed the Heroes of Water Margin and Became Emperor Huizong of Song

Emperor Huizong of Song: "I, the emperor, have been reduced to a prisoner suffering the humiliation of Jingkang? Impossible!"

Song Jiang: "His Majesty is a sage ruler. It's only natural for him to enjoy women."

Wu Yong: "The Liangshan brothers were right to submit to the imperial court!"

Li Shishi: "Your Majesty is so vigorous. Please take care of your health, too."

Emperor Huizong of Song: "It's fine. I'm terrifyingly strong."

Court Lady: "That was incredible! His Majesty's thunderous might could shake concrete into paste. I'm so impressed, I'm about to faint!"

Emperor Huizong of Song: "Yang Zhi, you fool! Why did you pack the birthday gifts that Liang Zhongshu was sending to Cai Jing into carrying poles? You could have found a few handcarts!"

Emperor Huizong of Song: "Confiscate Cai Jing's property and exile him to the borderlands."

Wu Song: "We might as well kill the old scoundrel Cai Jing on the way into exile."

Emperor Huizong of Song: "Don't kill him just yet. He still has his uses."

Li Kui: "The Emperor is awesome! When I went to a lantern festival back in the day, I happened to impersonate a county magistrate once. Now the Emperor's let me play at being one to my heart's content."

Emperor Huizong of Song: "It is my duty to punish evil and protect the innocent. You Liangshan heroes need only cooperate."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.