I Told You to Go Undercover, Not to Care for the Boss's Wife

What's an undercover agent?

Put simply, a spy sent by the enemy to infiltrate our ranks!

So what makes a good undercover agent?

A good undercover agent must be bold yet meticulous, ruthless, and as cunning as a fox.

You need to be more wicked than a villain, more lecherous than a pervert, and more rotten than a street thug!

When facing your enemies, you must play dirty: raid their homes and kidnap them. Kill all the men, have your way with the women and then kill them too. Make sure you leave no loose ends.

Sometimes, you can even openly slip the cops a note to report your enemies.

These are just the basic requirements for a good undercover agent.

Some people might ask: What about those who carefully hide their identities, swallow their conscience and act like petty crooks, secretly do good deeds when their compassion gets the better of them, and meet their handlers like they're sneaking around on a lover? Aren't they undercover agents?

Ha. Kid, we're all out here trying to make a living, so why are you just a low-level hood? Don't give me that crap about being undercover.

No means no, all right? It's nothing but excuses.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.