Pioneer: Something's Definitely Wrong with My Tower of Fantasy Creature

Warning: Eating food from this stall may cause mutations!??

Good-for-nothing cook Lin Xiaodao opens a stall selling inedible concoctions in a shelter. His ?radiation mushroom soup knocks out Rex, the leader of an expedition team!

"Your punishment is to clean up the battlefield. If you don't pick up every single shell casing, I'll feed you to the mutant rats!"

Amid the scorched earth and corpses, he catches a scavenger girl, Sally, secretly stashing mechanical parts engraved with the Hegaard insignia...

"Tell anyone, and I'll make you try my latest creation: sulfuric acid earthworm sashimi!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.