I Have an Army of Millions, and You Talk to Me About Poetry?

Lin Fan traveled to a family with millions of tiger soldiers. In order to keep these millions of tiger soldiers, and to live a good life as a dandy disciple, I will kill anyone who dares to covet my military power! The whole world is bullying the Empress, so I, Lin Fan, will hold an umbrella for her. I have millions of tigers and soldiers in my hand. If anyone refuses to obey, I will conquer them. If I cannot defeat them, I will build cannons, guns, and tanks! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.