Ugly Son-In-Law

I, Zheng Toad, traveled through the Song Dynasty. I was short and ugly, and by some strange combination of circumstances, I married Fan Xiaoyao, a young lady from a rich family. An ugly son-in-law, a toad, ate swan meat. Beauty Fan Xiaoyao lamented her bad fate, but she was delighted to find that I was different. My height and appearance gradually changed, and finally I became a handsome man. I can cook, make money, be good at martial arts, understand poetry, and am proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting. If I meet a bully who molests my wife, I will beat him up with a hammer. Sun Erniang is a pimp with bad intentions and is instigating her. I must get rid of her. I am a master at making money. I am proficient in all kinds of cooking skills. I am able to shock the government and the public and make a lot of money. In fighting, I am familiar with the art of war, and I have won many times and returned home victorious. Then, I rose to prominence. One person is inferior to ten thousand people. To quell civil strife and eliminate harm for the people. I am from a small businessman to a powerful minister. The phoenix rises from the ashes and is reborn from the ashes. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.