I Lie Flat and Sign In, Becoming a Martial God Just by Breathing

"How miserable can a night watchman at a funeral home be? Neighbors call him bad luck, his pay is so low he lives on instant noodles, but Lin Huo is secretly delighted: just breathing lets him absorb ten times as much spiritual qi, and a night's sleep sends his cultivation soaring! He planned to lie flat and coast through life, but then a corpse in the morgue suddenly opened its eyes, an assassin from an ancient martial arts family smashed down his door in the middle of the night, and his sign-in rewards got more outrageous the more 'unlucky' they were: a Saint-tier secret manual appeared in a morgue drawer, and a Void-Breaking Pill was hidden under an urn... When he crushes an Earth Martial powerhouse with a breath, the martial artists who called him 'lazy' finally understand: the sleepiest night watchman is the most terrifying 'breathing cheat' in the high-martial world!"

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.