This plot feels so familiar!
Damn it, I've transmigrated!
I've transmigrated to a fantasy world and started selling fake cultivation pills!
You've got to be kidding me! With my business savvy, in this godforsaken place, I ought to thrive like a fish in water, become even more powerful, and run wild like a wolf in heat...
Wait, something doesn't sound right.
Whatever!
Golden finger! Life Choice System, activate!
But, uh... it seems like money alone is no use. I need the strength to protect it!
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Me? I want to cultivate immortality!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
