Journey to the West: Please, Stop Singing! Let's Go Fetch the Scriptures

Sun Sheng, a college student who couldn't carry a tune, stunned everyone at the campus singing contest with a performance so awful it could pierce the brain. Then he went back to his dorm, fell asleep, and transmigrated into the Journey to the West as the newborn stone monkey, Sun Wukong!

In his previous life, people mocked him for making listeners want to drop to their knees the moment he opened his mouth. In this life, he awakens the Noise System: the more off-key he sings, the stronger his attacks! When "Song of the Outlaws" shakes open the waterfall on Flower-Fruit Mountain, and the waterfall itself becomes a water bridge to welcome him; when "I Will Love You Till I Die" pierces the Underworld, making the King of Hell exclaim, "You're the real King of Hell!" The gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms collectively break down:

"Bimawen, please stop singing! The heavenly horses in the Imperial Horse Stables have all committed suicide!"

"The King of Hell asked me to tell you: if you're willing to become a professional funeral wailer, you can change the Book of Life and Death however you like!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.