I Really Don't Want to Be Neptune, the System Forces Me to Do So.

The social beast Ye Kai woke up with a hangover and turned into a dying soldier on the ancient battlefield! "Ding! Novice mission: 'show love' to the female marshal of the enemy country, time limit: one stick of incense! Failure: kill on the spot!" Ye Kai's eyes darkened: Does this system want me to be reincarnated directly? ! However, seeking death means becoming invincible! You succeeded in provoking a provocation with a modern limerick like "I am laughing at the sky with my sword across my sword", supplemented by "god-level acting skills". The aloof female marshal actually blushed: "You... Are very talented! I will remember you!" Reward: god-level acting skills! Photographic memory! 100 Romantic points! You sneaked into the palace to "dong" the unruly eldest princess, but you were mistaken for being affectionate. The eldest princess secretly promised: "Ye Kai, there is such a wonderful man like you in the world!" Reward: Grandmaster level Qinggong! The charm aura is strengthened! 500 Romantic points! ... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.