Siheyuan: Sign-In Turns Me into a Menace, and the Beasts Beg Me to Be Human

Chen Yan transmigrates into the courtyard and activates the "Everyday Menace" sign-in System!

He signs in outside the Jia family's door and gets "The Complete Collection of Jia Zhangshi's Meltdown-Inducing Quotes," with a 100% chance of stirring up trouble!

He uses "Thousand Years of Pain" on Xu Damao and successfully signs in, earning "Level Eight Welder Skills." His next move is guaranteed to land a critical hit!

He successfully sows discord between Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong, then signs in and receives a ton of "Peanuts for Watching the Show," plus 1 to all attributes!

Chen Yan punches the South Mountain Retirement Home and kicks the Beihai Kindergarten. With a belly full of schemes, peerless martial arts, and incredible luck, he keeps the chaos coming.

The courtyard's assorted pests are driven into a frenzy by him, crying and pleading, "Please, just act like a human being! Stop tormenting us!"

Chen the Bloodsucker: "Act like a human? How boring! Watching you all run around in a panic is much more fun!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.