Siheyuan: I Catch Qin Huairu Holding a Cucumber and Watching Porn

I'm Chen Handong, a reporter, and the moment I start filming, I catch Qin Huairu peeking at porn while holding a cucumber?

My HD camera clicks, capturing it without hesitation!

"Qin Huairu, you don't want the other people in the compound to find out about this, do you?"

"Brother Dong, I'm no innocent maiden. Just don't tell anyone, and I'll do whatever you want."

Qin Huairu's face turns bright red as she plays hard to get.

Chen Handong smiles faintly and decides to save that for another time!

In a courtyard full of hypocrites, genuine scoundrels, and bloodsuckers, without evidence, you've got nothing!

But... I'm a reporter bound to a Scoop System!

Jia Zhangshi is gossiping behind people's backs and hiding dried vegetables? Record it! Even the old hag will have to hand over rice, grain, oil, and other provisions as "tribute"!

Silly Zhu is sneaking out lunchboxes for special treatment? My camera is his pass. He'll get all the meat and vegetables he wants from now on, or he'll be sorry!

Xu Damao is taking gifts in the countryside and hitting on young women? He'd better hand over his "protection money" or I'll ruin his reputation!

First Grandpa is a hypocrite, Second Grandpa is obsessed with officialdom, and Third Grandpa is always scheming?

They can't hide a thing from me! Line up, every one of you, and wait for me to get you under my thumb!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.