Great Qin Arms Dealer: My Starter Pack Is a Bit of a Rip-Off

Skills that are "pretty much useless, though maybe a little useful":

"Weather Forecast Within a Ten-Li Radius, Improvised Edition": Can predict the weather once a day, with 50% accuracy, but the delivery is absurdly goofy and over-the-top.

"Animal Affinity, Level 1, Poultry Only": Chickens, ducks, and geese inexplicably feel fond of you, but they aren't much use in a fight.

"A Specialized Move for Tripping on Flat Ground and Faking an Injury": Can be triggered at will. The fall looks so professional that everyone believes it, but you can only use it once a day, and there's a 10% chance you'll actually get hurt.

"Beginner-Level BGM Crowd Control": At a critical moment, fitting background music automatically plays in the Host's mind. The Host can hear it, but those nearby can't. It can slightly influence the Host's mood, for example, playing "A Real Man Should Be Strong" during a fight or "Catch Shrimp Car" while fleeing.

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