Sage of Food Delivery: From the Start, I Can Rewrite the Heavenly Law's Parameters

After Qin Kong fell into a sewer, a BUG System that could alter reality appeared on his phone.

From then on, the delivery range of his Meituan orders expanded from third-tier cities to the Myriad Worlds:

He delivered lightning rods to mighty cultivators undergoing tribulation, and received a handwritten letter from Pangu in return;

He used nucleic acid test swabs to refine the Zhuxian Sword Formation, and the Lord of Heaven wanted to join his business;

He turned national destiny into a gacha game, where every ten-pull guaranteed an SSR: Chinese civilization!

When the dimensional janitors came to read his water meter, Qin Kong retaliated by editing their family trees to make them his great-grandchildren;

When Player No. 000 launched Book Burning and Burying Scholars 2.0, he directly connected the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang to Wi-Fi;

When the System finally admitted that the Host was actually the sealed GM...

Oh? Qin Kong switched the solar system to breathing-light mode. First, let's renew the whole universe's subscription.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.