Ranking the Ultimate Simps: From the Start, Xiao Ming Is a Dragon Turtle!

One day, a mysterious sky screen descended upon the entire world and began broadcasting against everyone's will!

Billions of viewers stared in shock when they saw the astonishing topic it announced.

Ranking the ultimate doormats across the Myriad Worlds

Is it selfless true love, or bringing humiliation upon yourself?

This trial, spanning both reality and the internet, began with a heavyweight contender!

From the start, the roundup featured the famous streamer Xiao Ming Jianmo!

Online, he was a master theorist who pontificated about how effort had been distorted into a rating system and told everyone how to run the world.

In reality, however, the sky screen mercilessly certified him as "Xiao Ming the Tortoise"!

He handed over every cent he earned from streaming, leaving only 500 yuan in his bank account!

His wife was fat and lazy, and wouldn't even pick up food delivery at the door. He also had to put up with her ordering him around!

His once-tough image collapsed, turning him into a laughingstock across the internet!

Douyin, Kangba, Bilibili, NGA, Xiaohongshu

Netizens around the world watched live, their comments turning into swords as they ruthlessly mocked these ridiculous antics!

Dong Suo Sao Nan, Nan Xia Jue Zha, Zhongya Long, Xi Shu imp, Bei Jian Xiao Ming, and Yueban Mao, who jumped into the river

Follow the sky screen as it exposes even more ultimate doormats who will make you question everything!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.