Ranking the Simps: Xiao Ming Is a Darkin Blade, Making Confucius Weep with Rage

The sky screen suddenly descended upon the Spring and Autumn era, forcing Confucius to watch a roundup of the ultimate doormats across the Myriad Worlds!

From the start, it was a heavyweight contender!

Xiao Ming Jianmo spouted one internet platitude after another, denouncing "freeloaders," yet in real life he was as meek as dust!

He handed over every cent of his hard-earned money, and his wife wasn't satisfied with humiliating him in public. He had no idea she was cheating on him, and she even gave him a bad "rating"!

The gap between his words and actions made Confucius slam his hand on the table in fury.

But the most outrageous part was still to come!

Enter Yueban Mao, a lovestruck game booster who drained himself dry, lived on ten-yuan lunch boxes, and spent 500,000 yuan of hard-earned money supporting the gold digger Tan Zhu!

After being cheated out of his money and used for sex, he learned the truth and chose to jump into the river! Even as he was dying, he gave away his last 66,000 yuan "willingly"?

Confucius' eyes bulged with rage, and he trembled as he pointed at the sky and cursed: "Fool! Lower than an animal! Your body and hair are gifts from your parents. How can you debase yourself for a wicked woman? Where is a husband's authority? Where are human decencies?"

The roundup continued: Sao Nan divorced and paid out 48 million, Sun Yalong laughed as he paid 3.4 million for his divorce, and champion player imp was conned after transferring his entire fortune to his fiancee!

The sage's worldview shattered on the spot, and his blood pressure shot through the roof!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.