Ranking the Heavens: Great Love Immortal Venerable Sells Hooks from the Start!

A mysterious celestial screen suddenly descends upon the Myriad Worlds.

All intelligent beings, whether immortals, Buddhas, gods, or demons, are forced to watch an unprecedented public humiliation!

The screen doesn't rank their strength or celebrate their achievements. It only plays bizarre, heavily edited fake histories of the great figures whose names resound throughout the heavens!

It makes a shocking entrance from the start!

Gu Yue Fang Yuan, the fearsome Great Love Immortal Venerable, is exposed as having sold his hook for a mere five and a half primeval stones back in the day?

The video details are convincing and its logic is moving, instantly setting the Myriad Worlds ablaze. Countless viewers laugh like pigs, while Fang Yuan himself seethes with murderous intent and denounces it as slander!

The inspirational oath, "Don't look down on a poor young man," is turned by the screen's edits into a pathetic plea for reconciliation at a broken engagement, promising candied hawthorns?

The three-year agreement becomes a childish threat to deliver ten thousand skewers of candied hawthorns, while even his master, Medicine Elder, is made into a wisecracking sidekick who gives him a secret candied hawthorn recipe?

The Flame Emperor suffers a humiliating public meltdown, weeping with frustration and becoming the newest laughingstock of the Myriad Worlds.

Beneath the screen, the mighty figures of the Myriad Worlds suffer one public humiliation after another, while billions of viewers join in a gleeful roast...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.