Livestream Sign-In: From the Start, I Use Cheesy Pickup Lines to Beat the Heavens

Lin Xiaofei is a good-for-nothing streamer who loses followers even when he livestreams himself sleeping,

until he binds himself to a cross-world sign-in System.

Every day, he transmigrates to a world from a movie or game, where signing in gets him top-tier gear and skills for free!

In The Wandering Earth, he uses a Douyin dance to trick someone out of a powered exoskeleton!

In Assassin's Creed, he uses Peacekeeper Elite tactics to beat up Templars!

In the ultimate battle of Ready Player One, he hurls corny pickup lines at the AI villain: "You stole my heart, so now I'm reporting you for cheating!"

Viewer A: "Did this streamer just make all the otherworldly NPCs rage-quit?"

Viewer B: "Teach me! Does signing in for an AK-47 in a xianxia world count as scientific cultivation?"

As Lin Xiaofei sweeps through the heavens with the whole internet's king of memes, the System suddenly flashes a red warning:

"Friendly reminder: The ultimate boss, the Heavenly Dao, is the corrupted version of you from your previous life. Use your cheeky tricks to kill yourself!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.