Making Power Rankings in Hong Kong Movies, and the Big Shots Get Publicly Humiliated

Hilarious Rankings: You Were Supposed to Smuggle, So Why the Hell Did You Ram a Warship in a Speedboat?!

Boom!!!

A gigantic ranking screen showcasing the crazed, iconic moments of Hong Kong movies descends on Hong Kong without warning, forcibly covering every corner of Kowloon and Hong Kong Island!

The triad boys are fighting in the street? Stop! The cops are chasing a criminal? Pause! The God of Gamblers is going all in? Hold on! Sing Jai is filming? Cut!

From the boss of Causeway Bay to the West Kowloon serious-crimes squad, from undercover agents in Tsim Sha Tsui to Macau casino kingpins, from Central's elite to grassroots residents of public housing estates... Everyone in the Hong Kong movie worlds is forced to look up, staring in stunned disbelief at this absurd sky screen!

The rankings are starting! Coming up: the ten craziest, most outrageous, most completely unexpected stunts in the Hong Kong movie worlds!

Friendly reminder: Some scenes are so absurd they may cause uncontrollable laughter. Please don't drink while watching!

Those who make the list may receive a mysterious reward! Those who don't can safely enjoy the show!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.