Live-Streaming a Ranking of Containment Objects: The Trisolaris Fleet Is Terrified

Damn! I've transmigrated into a Wallfacer in The Three-Body Problem?! I'm doomed! No fear! I've got the Foundation livestream ranking System! Let's do this! I'll start streaming right now! Let the people of Earth! Let the Trisolarans! Open their damn eyes and see what a freaking miracle looks like! What true terror looks like!

"First up! Get your ass out here! The Immortal Lizard!" This thing can't be killed! Can't be smashed! The harder you hit it, the fiercer it gets! The livestream chat went wild!! Ji Xuan waved his hand. "Contain it!" In an instant! Immortality was his! Awesome! This is so damn awesome!

"Next! Get on your knees and welcome greatness! The Broken God!" Crack! Ji Xuan felt his power explode! I'm a god!

Over in the Trisolaran fleet: "Report! We cannot lock onto the target! We cannot understand it! We... we saw a god?!" They completely crashed!

"We're not done! Keep your eyes open! I Am Among All Things!" Ji Xuan snapped his fingers! Reality? He could change it at will! The script? He called the shots! Why fear the Droplets? Why give a damn about the Two-Dimensional Foil? What if the Trisolaran fleet took hundreds of years to arrive? Ji Xuan stood on Earth, smiling at the depths of space. "Trisolarans? You little punks, are you ready to experience true despair?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.