Naruto: I Am a Salesperson in the Ninja World

The social animal Lin Yang died suddenly after staying up late at night, and actually traveled to Huoye Village before the Third Ninja War with a certain treasure warehouse. When the Uchiha guard put the kunai against his throat, he tremblingly took out the improved version of the military food pill from his pocket: "Master Ninja, buy three and get one free, and you can redeem points for purchases?" Starting from the first street stall set up on the corner of Konoha, the puppet masters of Sunagakure Village fought hard to buy super-lubricated bearings. Kirigakure ninjas paraded with banners saying "Fully pre-ordered chakra power banks, and the Kumogakure Raikage's office was full of complaint letters" for buying the Thunder Release Scroll and getting a horn comb of the same type as the Eight-tails. When the Iwagakure demolition troops used solar detonating talismans to blast through the city wall, the five major countries were shocked to realize that this profiteer who always talked about "free shipping" had already covered the entire continent with promotional flyers. "Consider the installment service for the final installment of Nine-Tails Chakra?" Lin Yang squatted in front of the commemorative monument and handed Obito the contract. "Or... You want to buy Lin a permanently insulated coral necklace?" His eyes hidden behind the lenses flashed. After all, in the ninja world of blood and fire, the most dangerous weapon has never been a ninja tool. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.