Naruto: The Dead-Last? I Really Don't Want to Be Invincible!

After transmigrating into the Naruto world, Kitahara Sosuke stares at the Yin-Yang Release chakra he was born with, lost in thought.

While Gekko Hayate teaches him swordsmanship, Sosuke casually creates a Zanpakuto's Bankai.

While teaching him the Body Flicker Technique, Hayate watches him fuse it with the Flying Thunder God Second Step on the spot.

Looking at his teacher, who has dropped to his knees and is questioning his entire life, Sosuke asks, "With your teaching progress... can I still hold back?"

He only wanted to lie flat and coast through life,

but Naruto Uzumaki clings to him and calls him big bro every day over bowls of ramen,

Kurenai Yuhi sneaks into his bedchamber at night to learn genjutsu,

and Hinata blushes as she slips love letters into his ninja pouch.

When the Third Hokage offers him a position as an elite jonin,

Sosuke kicks the letter away. "How many times do I have to say it? I just want to be a genin who clocks in every day!"

When the Akatsuki attack, the people of Konoha witness the most brutal scene imaginable:

a guy who calls himself a useless slacker

has one arm around Kurenai's slender waist, is squeezing the Nine-Tails into a plush toy with the other hand,

and is standing on Madara Uchiha, who has Susanoo-Clad Kurama beneath a giant Buddha.

"I told you not to interrupt me while I'm slacking off. You had to force me to use cheats, didn't you?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.