Please Pick Up Your Order: Your Negative Emotions Have Been Delivered

What would happen to the world if the creatures from Pokemon became champions from League of Legends?

Would the Huangpu River flow backward for seven minutes? Or would the ages of every guest at the Peace Hotel randomly increase or decrease by twenty years?

When a fund manager uses Tahm Kench to swallow a rival company's cash flow, when Ekko's ultimate makes three different eras of Jing'an Temple exist at once, and when LeBlanc creates countless sinister duplicates,

the world begins to change dramatically.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.