The Three Realms Tariff War: My Tax Rate Bankrupts Heaven

The tariffs in the three borders will be increased to 300% and will be implemented immediately! When the Jade Emperor's decree turned into golden thunder and struck my dilapidated inn, I was packing the last batch of Meng Po soup for Niutou Horse Noodles. The caravans from the human world knelt together outside the Tianmen, and the ghost market in the underworld was sealed by the heavenly soldiers with eighteen layers of barriers - the heavenly court was going to completely cut off the lifeline of trade between the human and ghost worlds! Bite! The Wanjie Tariff System has been activated! I stared at the purple gold abacus floating in the palm of my hand, watching the secret message from the underworld from the King of Hell burn into words on the abacus: All goods that pass through your hands can be customized with cross-border tax rates. That night, when the barking dog came to seize the shop with a bundle of immortal ropes in its mouth, I turned around and imposed an additional 500% anti-dumping tax on the Nine-turn Golden Elixir imported from Tianting. At the peach banquet, the jade gourd of the Barefoot Immortal suddenly spurted out Samadhi True Fire - all the ginseng fruits ordered by the Queen Mother of the West were stuck in the gate of hell. The clairvoyant eyes and the windy ears watched me pull out the container of one hundred thousand Yin soldiers from the bottom of the Naihe Bridge. Taibai Jinxing held the Qiankun bag that exploded into fireworks and cried: The luxury tax you imposed on the Galaxy Battleship... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.